Chat cu divinitatea

deci m-am conformat si a avut urmatorul dialog

Me:
helo
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
gigel
God:
Glad to see you, gigel.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
it sounds like you are GOD!
God:
Yup. That’s me alright.
Me:
are you happy as being the big boss?
God:
I am as happy as ever.
Me:
what about Jesus, is he next to you?
God:
Jesus is he next to me? I haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.

aici eu am renuntat la discutia cu robotul!

L-am întrebat daca are ceva bun pt. mine azi. lol

Nenea, dialogul meu nu poate fi reprodus. Mai ales replicile mele. Doar fragmentul ăsta e citabil:
Me:
so
God:
Awesome.
Me:
you screwed up big time with Basescu
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I screwed up big time with Basescu.
Me:
that’s your best answer?
God:
It is only one of my best answer.

Alandra… şi? Avea? Potop? Ploaie cu pucioasă ?

E prea timid.

Me:
ceau
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
i said hi in romanian
God:
What did you mean by it? Hi there . I speak only English right now, but I’d like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in ROMANIAN.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can’t believe it.
Me:
lol
God:
I’m glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ahahaha….owned
God:
Let us change the subject. Do you still ?
Me:
jerk off ?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
blog ?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
that was BOT (aka God)

Aici s-a blocat. BUSTEDDDD !!! 😀

Zic şi eu. Poate nu o fi God şi e o farsă ?:)))
(Mordechai acting blonde)

Gigi ameninta ca vinde Steaua. Ma duc sa ma rog de god pana promite ca implineste minunea.

Asta nu e amenintare. Dimpotriva.
Las’ ca vine la „un nepot”.

Hai domne nici sa sper in minuni nu ma lasi ?…..:(

Minuni… multe minuni.

Io fug să-mi caut Dumnezeul meu. Acum mă uit în lista de mess, poate găsesc vreunul 😀

N-avem . Zeus nu vrei ? Mănâncă puţin, dar bea mult.

fragment:

Me:
explain it, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. „It” refers to Truth, I think.
Me:
no, it refers to all the shit in this world…
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it.
Me:
no… you don’t
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
and you want me to believe in you?
God:
No Vlad, maybe later.
Me:
yes, sure
God:
Woe! OK let’s do it. Great.
Me:
or never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
are you high ?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
you rule 😀
God:
🙂 ALICE is a perfect artificial entity.

Frumos. Cred că godu’ ăsta era în marja de eroare. Mă bucur să te găsesc si aici, Vladimir.

Ma bucur sa ma aflu aici. Pentru mine este unul din cele mai bune bloguri de pe la noi, chiar daca nu comentez, sunt aici…

La fel zicem şi noi când ne pleacă modestia în pribegie. Eşti mereu binevenit, Vladimir.